I don’t know what to do here.  I want to get on the stage and make people laugh.  I want to get things rolling.  I HAVE to do this because I will not leave this as a regret. I’m fucking exhausted. I’m working . . .and working . . .and working . . . and …

(If you’re just coming by for the first time, please be sure to check out Part I and Part II!  Ya know what, screw that!  Check out the whole damn blog!) If you ever want to know where to get the cheapest possible deal on pretty much anything, let me set you up with my …

I totally had my shit together for like ten minutes. — Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) October 12, 2014 That kinda sums things up quite well, doesn’t it? I kinda had to take a week long mental break.  I’ve poured a lot of time into this blog over the past couple of months and I tend to …

I had to add the “without snakes” disclaimer for my loyal reader Teri because apparently I have to do that now.  Particularly after the comment she left on yesterdays post.  For those of you that missed it, it was something like: “Where was the fucking WARNING “picture of SNAKE coming up” holy crap dude!” Ok, …

   I’m in another program.  All part of the quest to get my shit together.  While I’m still picking up the pieces from my tremendous fall off the wagon a few weeks ago, life continues to happen anyway and I’m trying to catch back up to it. The Congressional Inquiry at the VA Hospital is …

For those of you that have been following along the last few weeks, I’m happy to announce that as of tomorrow I will no longer be an unemployment statistic.  Thanks to the tremendous help of the VA, I’ll start working at the hospital for a while and the VA will help me get training, schooling, …

  I know why you’re all here.  It’s not my wit and charm or my rapid-fire sense of humor. No it’s not, stop lying to me. You’re all a bunch of pigs and you read that title and your little pig brains went all “PORN!” and you clicked right on in here.  Pigs, all of …

I’m going to try and keep it somewhat short tonight because I know I can get pretty wordy, particularly with the ineffectiveness of, as well as the absence of Valium.  I’ve only had one other person tell me that that was cool and that’s ’cause she’s pretty fuckin’ wordy too and also pretty cool, but …

It’s been a while.  A long, long while and I have no valid excuse. I haven’t been absent.  Just haven’t been writing.  You all have seen me on Facebook, so you know I’ve been around.  I’ve been reading your stuff too.  I just haven’t commented on your blogs because, well, frankly I haven’t even bothered …

(If you’re new here and got linked directly to this post, please read Part 1 and Part 2 of this experiment so that this one doesn’t explode your brain and make you all, “WTF is he talking about?!”) After much plotting and scheming and finally a re-write of my original ad, D is for Deviant …