Ok, so I changed the look of the blog again. Don’t worry, someday I’ll settle on something I like and everything will be in the exact place I want it and be easy to find and it will be perfect.
Today is not that day.
Although I would be quite pleased with the look of the last theme combined with the functionality of this one.
Or something with boobies on it. “Click the nipple to see my Top 10 posts!” It would be filled with awesome and I would be the first person ever to be banned from WordPress. Then I’d get a FOX news interview with the Go The Fuck To Sleep children’s book guy talking about how we just say out loud what we’re thinking. We’d then be countered by some other guy accusing us of racism or terrorism or getting in the Express Lane with more than 20 items and I’d be controversial. People would surf the net looking for archived screenshots of my boobie blog and I would be famous!
Or on the Sex Offender Registry. One of those.
I’ll just see if I can’t scrape up the cash to host myself and then beg my brother to show me how to set up the CSS to make it look like what I want. Maybe I’ll just ask him what it should look like. He’s the artsy one. He can draw and play the guitar and create imagery and pee his name in the snow without misspelling it. I got the writing skill, stellar good looks and genetic psychological disorders handed down from 6 generations.
I can pee my name in the snow without misspelling it too, but I have a hell of a time with the umlaut. Takes some serious precision.
At any rate, all I really wanted to say is, let me know what you think of the design. Don’t worry, you can’t hurt my feelings. I’m pretty on the fence about it myself. If you wanted to click the donate button over there and help a brother get a self hosted page, that’d be awesome too. I’m taking it easy tonight . . . there’s work to do tomorrow and it comes early.
Side note: Dad’s still pissed about the sandwich.
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