May 11 2014

Nope, this isn’t the Mother’s Day post I promised

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That will come tomorrow.  Because right now it is 11:30 in Colorado, so it’s still Saturday and it doesn’t count.  I don’t care that it’s 1:30 am in North Carolina.  I’m not there and you’re asleep, so neither do you.  But this is fun, so I wanna share it.

My friend and one of my saviors, Amy, posted this on Facebook today, and it was friggin’ hilarious.

I’m not an idiot.

Mostly.

I know you want to see the story she’s talking about.  So here it is.  Enjoy.  And I love that guy.

A lot.

And I’ll be back tomorrow with the promised Mother’s Day post.  You’ll laugh.  You’ll cry.  It’ll become a part of you.

Because you love me.  I’m fucking adorable.

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Facebook post of the day:  Because my friends KNOW me.  This also happens to be Amy’s husband and one of my very best friends:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I win!

I think.

Probably.

 

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