This is for everyone, but for those of you that started out with me 3 years ago, this will hold a special place in your heart. The posts about my father used to be cult favorites and many of you asked for more. I don’t live there anymore, so the stories are harder to find. But apparently, he’s reaching out!
My father . . . the one who lives in his little office in the basement of the house. The one who has repeatedly said ALL of the following:
- “Facebook is stupid”
- “I don’t do that social networking shit”
- “You’ll never see me on that stupid Facebook shit”
- Several others that vary with alcohol intake
Suffice it to say that no way in hell was my dad ever going to be on Facebook. Not ever in life, ever even once ever. That shit was stupid and beneath him and was something to be left to all of us bottom-dwellers . . . that like, talk to people and shit.
Then I had the scariest fucking Halloween thing happen. It was freaky. CHILLS I’m telling you!!
That was totally not Photoshopped. Apparently Facebook knows.
I can’t . . .
Noooooooooooo, somebody is fuckin’ with me . . .
Then I made a Facebook post about it.
Because irony is friggin’ awesome.
That in and of itself was postworthy, so please enjoy.
So, if you get an invite from him, feel free to accept. You must agree with the following things:
- Anything that is anti-Obama
I wish you the best of luck.
I see a therapist weekly. I’m just sayin.
Facebook Post of the Day comes from Denise once again, and HOLY SHIT I thank all you peeps that invited me into your blogger homes this week!! I love ALL you guys!! Please stop in and see the Sisterwives and White Girls Be Like during your travels!!
But yeah, Denise. This was fun and funny and can’t goddamn WAIT to do another post with her!!
She apparently, completes me.