Dec 08 2014

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I’m giving a portable charger away, because I’m cool like that!!

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Welcome to 2014!!  You’re attached to your phone all the damn time.

Ok, well, I am.  So is the idiot texting while driving down the middle lane of I-75 going 40 mph.

Hopefully that’s not you, but I know you all depend on your phones quite a bit.  It’s how we get our email, text messages, Facebook updates, Tweets, cry over our blog stats and get our sports scores.  We use it for everything. . . .

Everything but talk on the goddamn phone!!

So here’s the thing:  myCharge is gonna give you a portable charger.  For FREE, Yo!!

I know, you’re thinking there is a catch.  There isn’t.  I mean really . . . there isn’t.  All you need is a Twitter account, a mouse with a functional left-clicker and the ability to click it.


Simply go to your Twitter account and Retweet THIS TWEET!!

Follow them on Twitter @myChargePower and use the hashtag #myChargeCheer!!

That’s it.  That is all.  Period.  Done.  Give them a couple days and they will reply to your tweet with a Google form for you to put your address in and poof, you get a charger.

No pain, and still a gain!!  Like donuts without the guilt.

But wait . . . there’s more!!!

(I’ve waited so long to say that)

I am also giving away a myCharge Red Razor to one of you lucky people too!  Even if you don’t have a Twitter account!


The RazorPlus is a Rechargeable 3000 mAh battery that delivers an additional 13 hours of talk time for your smartphone. It’s crafted from anodized aluminum, and the ultra-thin RazorPlus comes in four colors: red, pink, blue and anodized aluminum (silver).

A $50 value if you buy one yourself . . . and I can prove it!!

If you just want to buy one though, myCharge is offering a 25% discount if you use the code: JOLLY

(iPhone, cord, dress, legs, shoes and unidentifiable fuckin’ blob not included.)

Also, I am sorry to say, this offer is good for my peeps in the United States of ‘Murica only.

So what do I need you to do to win it, you ask?  Good question.  It’s still pretty easy.

Simply use the subscription link in the sidebar to subscribe to Opticynicism, then leave a comment below telling me that you did so.  Already a subscriber?  Then leave a comment telling me that too!!  On Friday, 12/12/14, I will randomly draw from the people that commented (read:  sneeze on the screen and pick the commenter with the most snot) and I will give you this charger!!

STILL. NO. PANTS!!  I gets no easier than that!

Do it!!  Now!!

While I am being compensated for this giveaway, these things seriously rock.  They make classy work texts with my brother possible . . . .



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  1. Serins

    Well, I’m no ware near your vicinity… 🙂 As for the portable charger i just got me one of those! 🙂 have not used it yet. (it was a present)

    1. opticynicism

      Awww, that’s cool Serins!! I’m glad you’re here though!!

  2. Margot

    Of course I’m subscribed! How could you ever doubt that. If I win it you’ll have to teach me how to use it, but you already know that.

    1. opticynicism

      The picture pretty much shows you how to use it. If you’re lost after that, I’m sending you a rotary phone, and an operator named Mabel.

  3. Katie

    You had me at “no pants”!

    1. opticynicism

      Who is this Katie and why has she not been here all along???

  4. Scott

    Unfortunately, I have pants on. My job kinda requires it. Assholes…

    1. opticynicism


    2. Michelle


      Mine does too..it’s some bullshit.

  5. Starr Bryson

    Awesome- I definitely did the retweet thing, my charger is on it’s last legs. Literally. It’s falling apart and I have to mess with it all of the time to get it to work.

  6. Sofia Leo

    Subscribed 🙂

  7. Michelle

    oh man…I thought I was subscribed already. I’m very old.

  8. Alanna

    If only the legs (and shoes) were included… false advertising, amigo.

  9. Carolsue

    I just subscribed. I could sure use one of these puppies!

  10. Bon

    I’m wearing pants. Fuzzy pajama pants.
    Really, it is the only upside to not working (yet) that I can think of. 🙂

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