We have a WEINER!! I mean, winner . . .

Alanna winner face

Yes, ladies and gents, with Denise’s help and 700 miles between her and the voting ballots, she picked one at random and we have a winner of the myChargeCheer portable phone charger giveaway and yep, that pic wasn’t chosen by accident!!  Alanna of White Girls Be Like . . . !! Continue reading “We have a WEINER!! I mean, winner . . .”

The future of Opticynicism is in your hands . . . sort of


I’ve spent hours trying to come up with a layout for this blog that I’m happy with.

I’m kinda, sorta happy with this one but I’ve run across one problem.

The color scheme.

So I did what anyone else would do.  I made them all.

Unfortunately, they have not come up with a way for me to allow the reader to choose the scheme of his/her/its liking.  So here is what I’m gonna do. Read the rest . . .

Oh please, tell me how you really feel


I’m just going to make this quick tonight and try something new.  I’ve been at this for a few weeks now and I’ve hit several different topics along the way.  Starting out is always a bit slow, but I’ve got some regulars and I want to know which stuff is making you come back and which stuff you are sharing with your friends via email, Facebook, Twitter or whichever. Read the rest . . .

F@#$ You Friday! It’s going viral.

Words just can’t express.


We’re big, we’re bad and we’re totally full of shit!  A couple of days ago, Tazer and I threw down the “Fuck you” gauntlet and she invited me to a showdown on her “Fuck You Friday” feature to see who could outfuck the other one.

That’s totally not how that was supposed to sound. Read the rest . . .

Fuck you Friday contest is on!!


Got together with my friend Tazer over there Twitterland and we brought down that gauntlet.  We’re both going to write a feature (that she was already doing) called Fuck You Friday . . . on Friday, ironically enough.

The challenge is, 1500 words by 3:00 pm EST or 12:00 pm PST . . . the post with the most “fucks” wins!

What do we win?  The respect and admiration of Kelley at Magneto Bold Too  . . . and me and Tazer get to share some readers! Read the rest . . .