Welcome to 2014!! You’re attached to your phone all the damn time.
Ok, well, I am. So is the idiot texting while driving down the middle lane of I-75 going 40 mph.
Hopefully that’s not you, but I know you all depend on your phones quite a bit. It’s how we get our email, text messages, Facebook updates, Tweets, cry over our blog stats and get our sports scores. We use it for everything. . . .
Everything but talk on the goddamn phone!!
So here’s the thing: myCharge is gonna give you a portable charger. For FREE, Yo!!
I know, you’re thinking there is a catch. There isn’t. I mean really . . . there isn’t. All you need is a Twitter account, a mouse with a functional left-clicker and the ability to click it.
YOU. DON’T. EVEN. NEED. PANTS!!
Simply go to your Twitter account and Retweet THIS TWEET!!
Follow them on Twitter @myChargePower and use the hashtag #myChargeCheer!!
That’s it. That is all. Period. Done. Give them a couple days and they will reply to your tweet with a Google form for you to put your address in and poof, you get a charger.
No pain, and still a gain!! Like donuts without the guilt.
But wait . . . there’s more!!!
(I’ve waited so long to say that)
I am also giving away a myCharge Red Razor to one of you lucky people too! Even if you don’t have a Twitter account!
The RazorPlus is a Rechargeable 3000 mAh battery that delivers an additional 13 hours of talk time for your smartphone. It’s crafted from anodized aluminum, and the ultra-thin RazorPlus comes in four colors: red, pink, blue and anodized aluminum (silver).
A $50 value if you buy one yourself . . . and I can prove it!!
If you just want to buy one though, myCharge is offering a 25% discount if you use the code: JOLLY
(iPhone, cord, dress, legs, shoes and unidentifiable fuckin’ blob not included.)
Also, I am sorry to say, this offer is good for my peeps in the United States of ‘Murica only.
So what do I need you to do to win it, you ask? Good question. It’s still pretty easy.
Simply use the subscription link in the sidebar to subscribe to Opticynicism, then leave a comment below telling me that you did so. Already a subscriber? Then leave a comment telling me that too!! On Friday, 12/12/14, I will randomly draw from the people that commented (read: sneeze on the screen and pick the commenter with the most snot) and I will give you this charger!!
STILL. NO. PANTS!! I gets no easier than that!
Do it!! Now!!
While I am being compensated for this giveaway, these things seriously rock. They make classy work texts with my brother possible . . . .