Thaaaaaaaaaat’s right, folks! The post absolutely NONE of us has been waiting for is here!
Last night The Boy was presented with his challenge, given his recipe and sent on his way to make us some grub. We ate, we laughed, we were subsequently treated for Salmonella.
. . . here’s how it went down: Read the rest . . .
It’s time to get serious here, because if there is one thing we don’t screw around with, it’s Bacon.
Yes, I capitalized Bacon and I will continue to do so because that is the kind of respect it deserves. This isn’t entirely about Bacon, however. The deal went down something like this: Read the rest . . .
I watch my 16 year old, Tiger, head out to do his 16 year old things and it makes me think, “Damn, I hope he gets as lucky as I did and manages to live through the retarded years.” People complain about the internet and video games and cell phones and all the conveniences our kids have now. “All he does is sit in the house and play that damn game all day!” They say.
Enjoy it people. You know where your kids are and what they are doing. Yes, they are still retarded and probably doomed to stay that way, but at least they are contained. We were less fortunate. We actually had to leave the house to express our inner retard, and it was frequently life threatening. I don’t know how any of us survived our teenage years, or our early 20’s for that matter. Read the rest . . .
I’ve given my dad a pretty hard time the last few days, so let me take this opportunity to say . . . he’s pretty much been asking for it. I’m going to sort of give it a rest today by including pretty much any family member that has caused my brother or I any permanent mental scars and put them together for my weekly Top 20 list.
As for my father in particular, if you followed yesterdays blog post, mom returned from her trip to Greensboro to take her friend to the airport . . . with a 16″ crack in the windshield from a thrown rock. You get one guess how that went over with Pops. I have only just now settled down below the level of blind rage at my father today, so I don’t think I could do another entry about him and be in the least bit funny at this time, so I’m gonna expand the horizon a little bit and try to let some funny back in. Read the rest . . .
I’ve been holding off on a post for a little while because it contains some news that a buddy of mine didn’t want to get out until his whole family had heard first. He says this like anyone in his family reads this. Anyway, here it is. My buddy Nick and his wife are going to have a baby! It’s their first!
Every parent reading this just made a collective, “Oh those poor bastards”!
I just recently found out that another buddy of mine and his, um, girlfriend/cohabitant/commonlaw wife/sister (I’m not sure how things work in Vermont) are also going to have a baby. Tom is a little different in that he already has a 8 year old daughter so he kinda sorta knows what is coming, except they found out they’re having a boy so he really has no idea what he’s in for at all. Read the rest . . .