It’s Mother’s Day and stuff. Happy it!!

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Happy Mother’s Day to all my mother readers out there!!  And probably my mother because she’s reading and just won’t admit it.  I will refrain from the F-word.

Probably.

Yes, I called her today.  Shut up.

So let’s dedicate this to our mom’s.  Because we are here and we live in this miserable world and it probably hurt like a bitch to get us here, so men, unless you have shit a bowling ball with a goiter and a shitty attitude, shut up. Read the rest . . .